And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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