i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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