Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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