Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
