There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Randomize
