3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
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I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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