I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.