shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
She even gives head with a lisp.
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I just googled if crying burns calories
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
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I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?