ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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