he wants to bone in the snuggie
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
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My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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