Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
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I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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