separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
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