So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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