tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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