Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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