He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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