forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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