Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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