you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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she pinky promised me she was 18
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
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just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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