arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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