I'm drive I can fine osifer
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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