I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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