dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
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oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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