Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
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this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
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Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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