You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
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he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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