I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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