end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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