Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
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A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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