i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
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They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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