FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
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Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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