New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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