But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
wat bout pragnant strippers??
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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