either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
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that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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