Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
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Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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