S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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