Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
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I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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