C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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