I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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