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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I wish you could order shots online.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Did everyone make it back alive?

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  You say that with such hope.

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  Is that a no?

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am

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• (863): View more from Florida

  I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever

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  They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.

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• (323): View more from California

  I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina

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