why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across