I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
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He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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