how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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