I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Randomize
