The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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