oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
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Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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