I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
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I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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