He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
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Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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