Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
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Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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