why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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