He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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