Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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