Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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