I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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