pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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